The Twelve Shifts of Christmas


 

 

The Twelve Shifts of Christmas
for
Air Medical Transport

On the first shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A reindeer in my LZ

On the second shift of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the third shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

 

 

On the fourth shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the fifth shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the sixth shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Six riders puking
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the seventh shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Seven chips a chirping
Six riders puking
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the eight shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Eight no-pay transports
Seven chips a chirping
Six riders puking
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the ninth shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Nine shift-change tone outs
Eight no-pay transports
Seven chips a chirping
Six riders puking
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the tenth shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Ten ffed-up frequencies
Nine shift-change tone outs
Eight no-pay transports
Seven chips a chirping
Six riders puking
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the eleventh shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Eleven new base closings
Ten ffed-up frequencies
Nine shift-change tone outs
Eight no-pay transports
Seven chips a chirping
Six riders puking
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

On the twelfth shift of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Twelve auto-rotations
Eleven new base closings
Ten ffed-up frequencies
Nine shift-change tone outs
Eight no-pay transports
Seven chips a chirping
Six puking riders
Five Outreach PRs
Four bird strikes
Three call-offs
Two missed IVs, and
A reindeer in my LZ

Adapted Lyrics by Rich Obertots
OutreachU, ltd., Canfield, Ohio, USA

I hope this may provide some internal levity and joy this Christmas season. Keep up your noble work.

Rich O

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